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Retro Vintage Hens Penis Cake

A deliciously cheeky way to celebrate the bride to be!

Micro - Serves 6-8
Magnum - Serves 20-30

Yes it's a penis but it's also a beautiful, delicious and VERY photogenic cake,. Don't think twice, buy the penis cake for your besties hens. It's colourful, cheeky and oh so yummy... the perfect way to celebrate the soon to be Mrs.

Future Mrs...
Same penis forever
To have and to hold
Here cums the bride
I'm getting f*cking married
Getting hitched

Price includes; custom colour scheme, message on top, cherries and packaging.

If you would like to add a layer of flavour into the icing layers simply ADD ON here.

If the bride is adamant they don't want anything penis related at their hens (boring), you can check out my other vintage cakes here. Equally as photogenic and delicious but less naughty.


Delivery timeslots change depending on the day and are listed above. If you have a specific delivery time or day in mind that is not listed above please contact me and I will try to make it work :)

$15 within 5km of Windsor

$20 within 7km of Windsor

This is calculated at checkout.

Outside the range? Uber Package is a great way to collect your order, simply order through the Uber app. Contact me and I can give you more information or organise delivery via courier.

Pick up is in Windsor at the timeslot specified above. Pick up times change depending on the day. I will contact you to confirm your order and pick up time closer to your order date. Custom pick ups are available please contact me.

Pick up is FREE.